'True' Friendship
None of that Sissy Crap
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy little smiley faces on this
card- Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --
I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue –
I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile --
I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you get scared –
I will rag you about it every chance I get afterwards.
5 When you are worried --
I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6 When you are confused --
I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --
Stay the hell away from me until you are
well again. I don't want to get whatever you
have.
8. When you fall on your arse --
I will laugh and trip you again.
9. This is my oath....
I pledge it to the end 'Why?' you may
ask; 'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth.
Remember:
A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel...
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only
think of 4.
Friday, July 23, 2010
melamine danger
China milk poisoning incidents make everyone afraid to look at the daily news report. Everyday, the reports are changing. No one can clearly tell us what to eat and not to eat.
1.What really is poisoned milk?
It is the milk powder mixed with 'MELAMINE'
What is Melamine use for? It is an industrial chemical
use in the production of melawares.
It is also used in home decoration. 'US resistant board'
Do you understand? Melamine is use in industrial production & it cannot be eaten.
2.Why is Melamine added in milk powder?
The most important nutrient in milk is protein. And Melamine has the same protein that contains 'NITROGEN'
Graphic2 by you.
Adding Melamine in milk reduces milk content and it is cheaper than milk so it lowers capitalization.
It can give the business man more profit!
Below is Melamine; doesn't it look like milk?
It doesn't have any smell, so cannot be detected.
ap_F23_20080924091240126 by you.
3.When was it discovered?H
Year 2007, US cats and dogs died suddenly, they found that pet food from China contains Melamine.
World1998_12p18UpLe by you.
Starting 2008, In China, an abnormal increase in infant cases of kidney stones.
August 2008 China Sanlu Milk Powder tested with Melamine
2865491810_5f76c05810_o by you.
Sept. 2008, New Zealand gov't ask China to check this problem
Sept. 21, 2008, lots of food products in Taiwan tested with Melamine
4.What happens when Melamine is digested?
Melamine remains inside the kidney. It forms into stones blocking the tubes.
Pain will be eminent and person cannot urinate. Kidney will then swell.
kidneystone by you.
Although surgery can remove the stones, but it will cause irreversible kidney damage.
It can lead to loss of kidney function and will require kidney dialysis or lead to death
because of uremia.
What is dialysis? In fact, it should be called 'blood washing'; it is filtering all of the body's blood into
the machine and then go back to the body.
20060628104358 by you.
The whole process takes 4 hours and it is necessary to dialysis once for every 3 days for the rest of your life.
Here is a dialysis center
20060728055433 by you.
Large dialysis center
20060628104359 by you.
A small hole is required in the arm to insert the sub-dialysis catheter.
shapeimage_2 by you.
Why is it more serious in babies?HBecause the kidney is very small and they drink a lot of milk powder.
Here is a baby undergoing dialysis.
1221251045_uevWjq by you.
China currenty has 13,000 infants hospitalized
It does not matter how much a human being took Melamine. The important point is
'It cannot be EATEN!'
5.What are the foods to be avoided?
Foods that contain dairy products should be avoided.
Remember: Foods with creamer or milk should be avoided.
6.Which companies are affected?
Hereunder are the companies affected with Melamine.
The whole world is scared of China-made 'black hearted goods'. Can you differentiate which one is made in the USA , Philippines , Taiwan or China ? Let me tell you how... the first 3 digits of the barcode is the country code wherein the product was made.
Sample all barcodes that start with 690.691.692 until 695 are all MADE IN CHINA.
471 is Made in Taiwan
This is our human right to know, but the government and related departments never educate the public, therefore we have to RESCUE ourselves.
Nowadays, Chinese businessmen know that consumers do not prefer products 'made in china', so they don't show from which country it is made.
However, you may now refer to the barcode, remember if the first 3 digits is 690-695 then it is Made in China .
00 ~ 13 USA & CANADA
30 ~ 37 FRANCE
40 ~ 44 GERMANY
49 ~ JAPAN
50 ~ UK
57 ~ Denmark
64 ~ Finland
76 ~ Switzerland and Lienchtenstein
628 ~ Saudi-Arabien
629 ~ United Arab Emirates
740 ~ 745 - Central America
All 480 Codes are Made in the Philippines.
Please inform your family and friends for them to be aware.
1.What really is poisoned milk?
It is the milk powder mixed with 'MELAMINE'
What is Melamine use for? It is an industrial chemical
use in the production of melawares.
It is also used in home decoration. 'US resistant board'
Do you understand? Melamine is use in industrial production & it cannot be eaten.
2.Why is Melamine added in milk powder?
The most important nutrient in milk is protein. And Melamine has the same protein that contains 'NITROGEN'
Graphic2 by you.
Adding Melamine in milk reduces milk content and it is cheaper than milk so it lowers capitalization.
It can give the business man more profit!
Below is Melamine; doesn't it look like milk?
It doesn't have any smell, so cannot be detected.
ap_F23_20080924091240126 by you.
3.When was it discovered?H
Year 2007, US cats and dogs died suddenly, they found that pet food from China contains Melamine.
World1998_12p18UpLe by you.
Starting 2008, In China, an abnormal increase in infant cases of kidney stones.
August 2008 China Sanlu Milk Powder tested with Melamine
2865491810_5f76c05810_o by you.
Sept. 2008, New Zealand gov't ask China to check this problem
Sept. 21, 2008, lots of food products in Taiwan tested with Melamine
4.What happens when Melamine is digested?
Melamine remains inside the kidney. It forms into stones blocking the tubes.
Pain will be eminent and person cannot urinate. Kidney will then swell.
kidneystone by you.
Although surgery can remove the stones, but it will cause irreversible kidney damage.
It can lead to loss of kidney function and will require kidney dialysis or lead to death
because of uremia.
What is dialysis? In fact, it should be called 'blood washing'; it is filtering all of the body's blood into
the machine and then go back to the body.
20060628104358 by you.
The whole process takes 4 hours and it is necessary to dialysis once for every 3 days for the rest of your life.
Here is a dialysis center
20060728055433 by you.
Large dialysis center
20060628104359 by you.
A small hole is required in the arm to insert the sub-dialysis catheter.
shapeimage_2 by you.
Why is it more serious in babies?HBecause the kidney is very small and they drink a lot of milk powder.
Here is a baby undergoing dialysis.
1221251045_uevWjq by you.
China currenty has 13,000 infants hospitalized
It does not matter how much a human being took Melamine. The important point is
'It cannot be EATEN!'
5.What are the foods to be avoided?
Foods that contain dairy products should be avoided.
Remember: Foods with creamer or milk should be avoided.
6.Which companies are affected?
Hereunder are the companies affected with Melamine.
The whole world is scared of China-made 'black hearted goods'. Can you differentiate which one is made in the USA , Philippines , Taiwan or China ? Let me tell you how... the first 3 digits of the barcode is the country code wherein the product was made.
Sample all barcodes that start with 690.691.692 until 695 are all MADE IN CHINA.
471 is Made in Taiwan
This is our human right to know, but the government and related departments never educate the public, therefore we have to RESCUE ourselves.
Nowadays, Chinese businessmen know that consumers do not prefer products 'made in china', so they don't show from which country it is made.
However, you may now refer to the barcode, remember if the first 3 digits is 690-695 then it is Made in China .
00 ~ 13 USA & CANADA
30 ~ 37 FRANCE
40 ~ 44 GERMANY
49 ~ JAPAN
50 ~ UK
57 ~ Denmark
64 ~ Finland
76 ~ Switzerland and Lienchtenstein
628 ~ Saudi-Arabien
629 ~ United Arab Emirates
740 ~ 745 - Central America
All 480 Codes are Made in the Philippines.
Please inform your family and friends for them to be aware.
Friday, July 16, 2010
The Barnyard Duck
A flock of wild ducks were flying in formation, heading south for the winter. They formed a beautiful V in the sky, and
were admired by everyone who saw them from below. One day, Wally, one of the wild ducks in the formation, spotted
something on the ground that caught his eye. It was a barnyard with a flock of tame ducks who lived on the farm.
They were waddling around on the ground, quacking merrily and eating corn that was thrown on the ground for them
every day. Wally liked what he saw. "It sure would be nice to have some of that corn," he thought to himself. "And
all this flying is very tiring. I'd like to just waddle around for a while."
So after thinking it over a while, Wally left the formation of wild ducks, made a sharp dive to the left, and headed for
the barnyard. He landed among the tame ducks, and began to waddle around and quack merrily. He also started
eating corn. The formation of wild ducks continued their journey South, but Wally didn't care. "I'll rejoin them when
they come back North in a few months, he said to himself.
Several months went by and sure enough, Wally looked up and spotted the flock of wild ducks in formation, heading
north. They looked beautiful up there. And Wally was tired of the barnyard. It was muddy and everywhere he waddled,
nothing but duck doo. "It's time to leave," said Wally.
So Wally flapped his wings furiously and tried to get airborne. But he had gained some weight from all his corn-eating,
and he hadn't exercised his wings much either. He finally got off the ground, but he was flying too low and slammed into
the side of the barn.
He fell to the ground with a thud and said to himself, "Oh, well, I'll just wait until they fly south in a few months. Then
I'll rejoin them and become a wild duck again."
But when the flock flew overhead once more, Wally again tried to lift himself out of the barnyard. He simply didn't
have the strength. Every winter and every spring, he saw his wild duck friends flying overhead, and they would call
out to him.
But his attempts to leave were all in vain. Eventually Wally no longer paid any attention to the wild ducks flying
overhead. He hardly even noticed them. He had, after all, become a barnyard duck.
Look what happened to Wally. He thought he would just "check-it-out" for awhile and then leave when he wanted to.
But he couldn't do it. Sin and bad habits are like that. It is a trap, and it has a way of changing us into people we
don't even want to become. Eventually we lose touch with who we really are . We become barnyard ducks.
***************
Something to remember in life.
**forwarded email by Big Boi **
were admired by everyone who saw them from below. One day, Wally, one of the wild ducks in the formation, spotted
something on the ground that caught his eye. It was a barnyard with a flock of tame ducks who lived on the farm.
They were waddling around on the ground, quacking merrily and eating corn that was thrown on the ground for them
every day. Wally liked what he saw. "It sure would be nice to have some of that corn," he thought to himself. "And
all this flying is very tiring. I'd like to just waddle around for a while."
So after thinking it over a while, Wally left the formation of wild ducks, made a sharp dive to the left, and headed for
the barnyard. He landed among the tame ducks, and began to waddle around and quack merrily. He also started
eating corn. The formation of wild ducks continued their journey South, but Wally didn't care. "I'll rejoin them when
they come back North in a few months, he said to himself.
Several months went by and sure enough, Wally looked up and spotted the flock of wild ducks in formation, heading
north. They looked beautiful up there. And Wally was tired of the barnyard. It was muddy and everywhere he waddled,
nothing but duck doo. "It's time to leave," said Wally.
So Wally flapped his wings furiously and tried to get airborne. But he had gained some weight from all his corn-eating,
and he hadn't exercised his wings much either. He finally got off the ground, but he was flying too low and slammed into
the side of the barn.
He fell to the ground with a thud and said to himself, "Oh, well, I'll just wait until they fly south in a few months. Then
I'll rejoin them and become a wild duck again."
But when the flock flew overhead once more, Wally again tried to lift himself out of the barnyard. He simply didn't
have the strength. Every winter and every spring, he saw his wild duck friends flying overhead, and they would call
out to him.
But his attempts to leave were all in vain. Eventually Wally no longer paid any attention to the wild ducks flying
overhead. He hardly even noticed them. He had, after all, become a barnyard duck.
Look what happened to Wally. He thought he would just "check-it-out" for awhile and then leave when he wanted to.
But he couldn't do it. Sin and bad habits are like that. It is a trap, and it has a way of changing us into people we
don't even want to become. Eventually we lose touch with who we really are . We become barnyard ducks.
***************
Something to remember in life.
**forwarded email by Big Boi **
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